since Jesus was a teacher he may have heard this...

Then Jesus took his disciples up to the mountain and gathering themaround him, taught them saying:

Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven...
Blessed are the meek...
Blessed are the merciful...
Blessed are they who thirst for justice...
Blessed are you when persecuted...
Blessed are you who suffer...
Be glad and rejoice, for your reward is great in heaven.

Then Simon Peter said. "are we supposed to know this?"
And Andrew said, "do we have to write this down?"
And James said, "do we have to show our work?"
And Phillip said, "may i go to the bathroom?"
And Bartholemew said, "do we have to turn this in?"
And John said, "the other disciples didn't have to learn this."
And Matthew said, " I don't have any paper."And Thomas said, "will we have a test on this?"
And Judas said, "what does this have to do with real life?"

Then one of the Pharaisees who was present asked to see Jesus' lessonplan and inquired of Jesus, "where is your anticipatory set and yourobjectives in the cognitive domain?"

And Jesus wept.